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Joke of the Day
"It's the day after my birthday and I feel like an idiot. Probably because I was born yesterday."
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"There's no easy well to tell your girlfriend that she has bad breath. I think I'm just going to stop kissing your girlfriend. edit: meant to say ""way"" instead of ""well"""
"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is antonym ME: synonym JUDGE: no you have to spell it, not give an example ME: *lips on mic* i-t"
"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"
"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."
"How do you make a baby float? 2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby"
"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"
"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."