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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby float? 2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby"
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"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"
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"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"
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"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""
"So Cheech Marin plays golf now, which is appropriate Because what's more Mexican than sweating balls on a freshly-mowed lawn with a bag full of weapons?"
"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"
"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."
"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."