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Joke of the Day
"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."
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"A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent."
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."
"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"Floppy disks are like Jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving."
"Give me the best joke you have"
"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."
"What do bulls do for fun? Play with others."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"