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Joke of the Day

"What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park? ""Watch the Parking son."""

"Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message."

"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."

"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."

"Man gets arrested by female police officer A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The man replies, ""Boobs!"""

"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."

"What does Hillary Clinton do when she sees a sniper in Bosnia? Ducks on the ground"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia."

"Joke spy Why did the spy stay in bed? Because he was undercover"

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"