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Joke of the Day

"Joke spy Why did the spy stay in bed? Because he was undercover"

"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."

"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."

"If Hillary brought a carpet bag to New York, what did Bill bring? Hard wood."

"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."

"Want to hear a dumb, old joke? Hillary Clinton. Want to hear a dumber, older joke? Wherefore doth the chicken cross the road? Want to hear the oldest, dumbest joke I've heard? Donald Trump."

"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"