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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia."
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"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."
"I had no shoes and I felt sorry for myself..... Then I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"
"The impossibility of accepting the offer of a quick drink without first pretending to check your watch"
"What do you tell a lady with two black eyes? Nothing, You already told her twice."
"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"
"As a form of protest against non-moving escalators, I get on and just stand there. Hours sometimes. It's not like I have anywhere to get to."
"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."