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Joke of the Day

"Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are."

"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."

"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."

"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."

"Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How's the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?"

"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"

"What happens to criminal photons? They get put in prism!"

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."