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Joke of the Day

"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"

"Arteries have a special place in my heart"

"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."

"The human body is 90% water so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant? Go big or go home"

"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."

"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."

"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"

"Why does Thanksgiving feel like a date with Bill Cosby? You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat"