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Joke of the Day
"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"
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"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"
"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"
"Sorry for teaching your kids to yell ""STRANGER DANGER"" whenever you tell them they can't have something LOL"
"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."
"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"
"Prostate exam Okay, I'm going to give you a prostate exam. ... It won't hurt a bit... Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring! It's not my ring, it's my watch..."
"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""
"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."
"That's a great river Dam it!"