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Joke of the Day

"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"

"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"

"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is Beautiful..... Bitches love being called beautiful!"

"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."

"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"

"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."

"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."

"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"

"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."