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Joke of the Day
"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"
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"A magician walks down the street... and turns into a pub"
"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."
"Slash: Ok whats Paradise City like? Izzy: Pretty girls? ""Yeah!"" Axl: Nice lawns! ""Huh?"" Axl: Green grass! ""Grass is alw-"" Axl: JUST WRITE IT"
"Monotony is my favorite bored game."
"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"
"[spelling bee] -your word is 'amnesia' -can you use it a sentence, please? -your word is 'amnesia'"
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"
"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"
"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."