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Joke of the Day
"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"
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"Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !"
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"
"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"
"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."
"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."
"Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page."
"*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*"