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Joke of the Day

"Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean."

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"

"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"

"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."

"what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has ""other pedicures to do"" and doesn't ""speak English""."

"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"