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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"
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"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."
"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"
"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."
"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
"How to tell if you're girlfriend is TOO fat. When she sits on your face and you can't hear your stereo any more."
"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."
"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."
"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."