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Joke of the Day
"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."
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"There are two pronunciations for uranus. Ur-anus and Ura-nus I prefer ur-mom"
"Hello lamppost, whatcha knowin'? I come to watc-- Lamppost: Nice scarf princess."
"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."
"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."
"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"
"Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."