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Joke of the Day
"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."
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"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."
"I just burned 1,500 calories! I forgot the pizza in the oven."
"Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up."
"I wonder what chairs think about all day... Oh, here comes another asshole."
"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."
"If God is a woman, then why aren't we sandwiches?"
"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."
"How do astronauts plan a party? They planet. (Plan-et)"
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"