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Joke of the Day
"Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane."
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"*wife opens present* ""You got me the action figure you wanted?"" Ugh if you don't appreciate it then give me it *takes gift and runs to room*"
"My boyfriend broke up with me today He said he wanted to celebrate Independence day"
"There's a secret menu item at McDonald's but you can't order it, you can only get it by acting like a jerk. (Cheeseburger wiped on shoe)"
"I use a sword to argue with people. They usually get my point."
"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"
"What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !"
"My friends and I are camping out tonight. It's gonna be in tents."
"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."