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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

"Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me."

"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."

"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"

"I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"