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Joke of the Day

"TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg."

"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"

"What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division? A Pedro leak."

"What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear"

"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Engineers: ""okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"""

"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."

"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."

"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."