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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog chase the bulldozer? It doesn't like Cats."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work"
"How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear"
"I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it."
"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."
"A leaf blower, but for people."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able."