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Joke of the Day

"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""

"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"

"What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter? Cottontales"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who can read binary, and those who can't."

"Today in 1775, Jane Austen was born. She wrote ""Sense & Sensibility,"" ""Pride & Prejudice,"" and ""Lust & Lunchables."""

"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."

"Little to no thought was put into this status."

"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"

"If you had more money you'd be happier."