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Joke of the Day
"I went camping with my family for the first time. It was in tents."
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"that I like being lazy more..."
"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."
"Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope"
"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"An identity thief... takes things personally"
"Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar"