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Joke of the Day

"Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope"

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""

"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"

"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly"

"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"

"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"