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Joke of the Day
"What do an engagement ring and a child molester have in common? They both come in a little box."
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"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side."
"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."
"I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe"
"Abortion jokes are a lot like the procedure itself. If you half-ass it then it will come out mangled."
"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"
"atom bomb Two rednecks read the paper: the government spent 10 billion $ on a new&improved atom bomb. One of them says: ""please god, let it drop in my back yard"""
"How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married? There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck."
"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."