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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married? There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck."

"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."

"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""

"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me' he wrote back."

"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."