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Joke of the Day

"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."

"Isn't everyone gettin over racist jokes? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album. Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone."

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""

"$100 Bill A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it."

"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."

"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."

"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."

"a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice"