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Joke of the Day
"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""
Next Joke
"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."
"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"
"Babies are very like governments, you know. Constant appetite at one end, constant mess at the other. And they only ever get bigger."
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."
"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"
"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."
"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"