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Joke of the Day

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."

"And the Oscar goes to... Jail."

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."