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Joke of the Day

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"I called the rape advice hotline... ...Turns out it's only for victims. Edit:: Guys relax! Its JUST A JOKE."

"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."

"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer"

"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."

"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."

"*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*"

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"

"Why did God make farts smell? So that deaf people could enjoy them too."