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Joke of the Day
"One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer."
Next Joke
"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."
"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."
"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"
"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."
"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."
"Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here"
"[Request] Some computer jokes."