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Joke of the Day

"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"

"What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings? If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this."

"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"

"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."

"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"

"Golfer: ""Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: ""I didn't realize you had played before sir."""