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Joke of the Day

"Made out with a milf in the theatre last weekend... Although the movie was pretty well ruined with little Timmy talking through the whole thing."

"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"

"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"My favorite Bible story is the one where thousands more people show up to Jesus' party than RSVP'd but he still had enough cake for everyone"

"A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a mug of hot water. The bartender looks confused and asks 'Don't you drink blood?' The vampire holds up a used tampon and says. 'I'm making tea.'"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"

"pizza is my favorite winter activity"

"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"

"BANGkok Too soon?"