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Joke of the Day
"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"
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"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."
"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."
"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"
"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"
"Sporks: the bisexual's favorite utensil"
"2 birds talking to each other I think I need to take a shit. What are you waiting for? A car."
"A very interesting poem > I dig > You dig > He dig > She dig > They dig > We dig It might not be very long, but I think it is very deep."