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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"
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"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."
"Everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up."
"BOUNCER: *checking ID* this doesn't look like you CATERPILLAR: *adjusts makeshift wings* its me B: oh yeah? Fly then C: uh *starts sweating*"
"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."
"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."
"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family? At night. Mostly."
"The guy at the grocery store just asked if I brought my reusable bag with me and I told him its none of his business where my girlfriend is"