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Joke of the Day

"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"

"What do Apple and Rose have in common? They both lost jack."

"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"

"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."

"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."

"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard... Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own."

"Who is Bobby Long? and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him."