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Joke of the Day
"I said I don't want to talk to you, I didn't say ignore me. WOMEN"
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"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"
"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."
"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"
"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""
"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"
"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."
"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."
"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"