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Joke of the Day
"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"
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"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !"
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."
"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"
"I was having a nightmare where a dude said he was going to kill me if I could not make him laugh... so I said... What gas leaves a pirate speechless? . . . Argon"
"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"
"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"You know what gets me about karma whores?"
"When should funerals occur? Mourning"