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Joke of the Day

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."

"The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."

"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."

"I bought a new book today called ""How to end your pet's life with dignity"" Even after I'd read it, I just couldn't put it down."

"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"