222494
Joke of the Day
"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."
Next Joke
"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."
"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."
"I clicked ""Going"" on a Facebook event last week but now I feel like staying in... *masked tough guys throw me in a van* ""You committed, pal"""
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"I just tried to type ""cop car"" but it autocorrected to ""cop cat"" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show."
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"
"I put a sock on my doorknob To let people know I'm getting busy with another sock."
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."