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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."

"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."

"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"

"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."