194029
Joke of the Day
"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."
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"Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified"
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."
"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."
"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"
"Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula"
"How many eggs does a Frenchman need? One, because that's an Oeuf."
"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"
"Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx"