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Joke of the Day

"I have seen you with no filter, and I still adore you."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"

"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."

"The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy."

"Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? Mace..."

"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."

"Google introduced a new smartphone alarm that can wake users up on the subway so they don't miss their stop. As opposed to the alarm they use now: getting elbowed by the stranger they're drooling on."