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Joke of the Day

"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"What does a mermaid stoner smoke? Seaweed."

"A world without women... A world without women could be a real pain in the ass."

"I tried to use 'penis' as my password But it was too short."

"How do you disappoint a pack of redditors? [removed]"

"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."

"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"

"what did my sperm get for easter? an egg hunt!"

"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."