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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."
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"Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit"
"Man, I really messed up making this award for best feline anus... It's a cat ass trophy."
"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"
"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."
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"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"
"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."
"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"