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Joke of the Day

"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""

"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."

"I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest"

"Had this weird dream last night that I was Superman, but I was only able to fly really low to the ground because I'm chubby."

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"

"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."

"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."

"Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you"