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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."
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"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."
"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."
"Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee"
"Did you hear about the man who got AIDS? He was fucked."
"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"
"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."
"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"I accidentally left the ""Shake to Shuffle"" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles."
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."