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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
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"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."
"Sanders is blaming Trump for violence at his rally... because you can't truly be a National Socialist until you can excuse your brownshirts violence."
"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."
"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."
"I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy"
"If 80s movies taught me anything, it's that anyone with a sweater tied around their shoulders is a villain"
"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"