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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"
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"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"
"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
"How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potatoe"
"I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet... So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends."
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"
"Kim Jong Un called me an asshole. I retorted back that he doesn't have an asshole, which is why he is so full of shit."
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"