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Joke of the Day
"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
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"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."
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"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"
"DC: Wonder Woman is too complex for a movie. Marvel: We just made $100m on a movie featuring a talking raccoon and a walking tree. In space."
"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."
"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."
"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."