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Joke of the Day

"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"

"Officer, if you are what you eat... Then I'm an innocent man."

"I asked my wife for the newspaper I said to my wife, ""Get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" The spider didn't see that coming."

"What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath"

"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"

"What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open? Ten-ish"

"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"

"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"

"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip."