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Joke of the Day

"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"

"Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'."

"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"

"What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist bastard"

"What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !"

"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"

"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."

"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."