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Joke of the Day

"I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were. It was a real trip down mammary lane."

"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""

"If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine."

"A black guy a spanish guy and an arab walk in to a bar.. The bartender says GET THE FUCK OUT"

"What does a panther say when it steps on ants? ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT~~~ dedandead-annnnnt #^#$^ d-d-d-deadant."

"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."