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Joke of the Day
"What is a male widow called? single"
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"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"
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"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"
"Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!"
"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."
"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months"
"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"