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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."