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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."

"I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung"

"I just thought of a good Casey Anthony joke... but if I post it my mom would kill me."

"Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!"

"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"Baby, did you sit on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"I gave my girlfriend a picture of me for her birthday It was a gif."

"Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so..."